Dorothy "Dot" Wainwright
Dorothy Wainwright was born in 1981 to Alice Symonds (who taught English and Dramatic Arts at a comprehensive) and Peter Wainwright (a retired footballer who now taught athletics for Lambeth council). At age 9, Dot won her first prize as a writer (£15 for winning a Times competition), and when she advanced to Brunel University to read economics, she brought a sizeable book of clippings with her.
While studying, Dot contributed to several student newspapers and launched a personal blog (Virago) which, over three years, grew to attract thousands of readers from around the world, and -- in her final year -- twice got her on the sofa of Channel 4's After Dark.
Upon graduation, she was offered a few inches in The Independent in exchange for consulting on their web presence. Within three years she was an Associated Editor for the digital edition, and had graduated from the After Dark sofa to Newsnight's stiff-backed leatherette contraption. to the uncomfortable Newsnight chaise longe. She would later move to The Guardian and The Observer, and into more general waters: she was notably critical of Identity Cards, and reliably had strong words on privacy and data breaches, but her writing dealt more and more often with gentrification, zero-hours contracts, austerity, and the cruelties of her favourite phenomenon: "Late-Stage Capitalism".
In 2008, she appeared on Question Time alongside the MP for East Ham. The two did not get along, leading to a crisp interchange where he said, in effect, "If you think you're so bloody clever, why are you hiding behind your column instead of running?"; Private Eye picked up the exchange, and also published allegations that the MP had subsequently been overheard calling Dot an "unlovely, hatchet-faced dyke with all the warmth of my dead mother's [expletive]". In the aftermath, she launched a primarily-sarcastic campaign to have him deselected -- and succeeded, winning the nomination and, thereby, the extremely safe seat.
Dot lives in Lambeth with several housemates.
Dorothy "Dot" Wainwright, MP
Member of Parliament for East Ham
Parliamentary / 7
Media / 16
Policy / 7
"unlovely, hatchet-faced dyke with all the warmth of my dead mother's [expletive]".
I am fairly confident that he won't be the only one who feels that way before the end.
Rt. Hon. Barclay Calhoun
MP for New Forest West
Shadow Leader of the House
Shadow Secretary for Culture, Media and Sport
Greater Britain Committee
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